charlesoberonn:

writing-prompt-s:

Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.

“It’s a girl!” the doctor exclaimed.

“It’s a fucking tax dodger is what is it!” Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan burst into the infirmary, cocking his shotgun.

lesbiamercy:

lesbiangaara:

lesbiamercy:

I… Am a field

explain

need to be plowed

theevildead:

I’m screaming like why would you want this in your house

ventrue:
“”

hyrude:

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

woahspace:

Gather around American boys and girls, it’s time to play “Is it fireworks or gunshots?”

medusabraids:

me trying to accept the fact that beyonce wants to stay with jay z and that it’s her marriage and her life and i can’t change any aspect of it because it’s not my place and i don’t even know her but i still wish she’d pull an angela bassett in waiting to exhale and burn all his shit and also wish she’d get solange to drop kick him in the throat:

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